The Vampire is Just Not That Into You
Vlad Mezrich (author)
Scholastic, USA: 2009; 170pp
ISBN: 9780545202381
Genres: gothic, humour
Want to catch yourself a vampire boyfriend? Here's the instruction book, written by a vamp with experience.
Clearly laid out are the problems and perils of your yen for the undead and how to entice your beloved closer without putting yourself at risk of being... well... dinner.
A very tongue-in-cheek companion to the many vampire romances that are crowding the shelves, The Vampire is Just Not That Into You will appeal to readers with a dark and quirky sense of humour. Fun.
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